some one today asked me to tell them some stories....these are the stories


once there was this guy
and he saw a girl
and he didnt know her
so one night he waited out side her house for her to go out and he waited and she came out and he slammed her up against the side of the house and put some duct tape over her mouth and raped her he had a condom so he didnt get caught.
the end.

they needed another story

ummm once there was this guy
and he saw a penny on the street once
and he went to pick it up
but some kid came and picked it up first
that made him angry
so about a week later he found the kids house and he broke in and killed all the pets in the house and hung them from the celing in the kids room then he went back a week later and he killed all the kids family and took their bodies and set them up at the table so it looked like they were eating..he cooked a meal and everything and left it all sitting there and he waited in the pantry (it had a grated door so he could watch everything) and he waited for the kid to come down and he saw all his family dead at the table and he ran to the phone and tried to call the cops but the guy had cut the line already and he slowly opened the door and stepped out dressed in all white and said its time to go he walked out and shut the door..then he turned around ran back in and lifted the kid up by the throat and held him there and watched him die...then set him down at the empty spot and left
the end.

this still wasnt enough
the conversation following this story:
her: wow....that was intense...ill have nightmares
her: ANOTHER ONE PLZ!!!!!!!!!
me: lol
me: you're sick...
her: youre the one telling the stories
her: tell me a nice one about a puppy and a princess


ok once there was this princess
her mom was a fucking whore
that made the princess jelous because the queen was getting all of the dick
the spoiled brat bitch wanted a puppy
she got one
they played for a while
then it ran away
the princess cried..
but fret not!
it came back!
it was different though
it was soon enough found out what was wrong
it had gotten rabies
it bit everyone
they all went crazy and died
the end.

she kep begging for more..so i told her one more


once there was this girl
and she was asking this mentally unstable guy to tell her stories...
and she has no idea when he is coming back home(to near where she lives)...
and he started getting "strange" ideas...
her: "what kind of "ideas"???"
ideas like in his stories
and he might throw big chunks of ice through her windows..
now some migh ask..."why ice?"
and i simply respond "because you cant get finger prints off of water"
and if it hits a dog or something oh well...
he hopes he can hear the yelping down the street
her:i dont have a dog
THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU!
but he might also go under any cars or trucks in the drive way first
and cut a hole in the top of the fuel lines
"the top? but why?"
he will also pull the headlight wires out and place them in the cuts...so when the lights are turned on the fuel ignights and the tank blows up..hehe
oh yeah the car blows up killing everyone inside
the end.


another friend not really a story but still funny


him: it dosent make any sence...
me: lol she was there again?(this is about a girl going out with one of the employees at a local gaming store)
him: lol
him: yeah
him: good call
him: no ¢
me: lol
him: 00/100
me: yeah i know
him: what the hell does she see in justin(justin is quite short and really geeky)
me: nothing in him
me: but she sees everything over him...
him: lol
him: that was golden

I havent updated in a while but a lot has happened im living in Shakopee Minnesota now..thats 4 1/2-5 hours away ive been sick the whole time ive been here(a week now) and its been raining for 4-5 days...mostly havent been up to much besides being geeky..lol thats what i do...anyway my head hurts and you arnt supposed to take more than 6 in 24 hours..ive already taken 7 so i need to lay down or something...


i miss you all..a lot...®ß¥!!

I havent updated in a while but a lot has happened im living in Shakopee Minnesota now..thats 4 1/2-5 hours away ive been sick the whole time ive been here(a week now) and its been raining for 4-5 days...mostly havent been up to much besides being geeky..lol thats what i do...anyway my head hurts and you arnt supposed to take more than 6 in 24 hours..ive already taken 7 so i need to lay down or something...


i miss you all..a lot...®ß¥!!